Over the past several days, an alleged aspect of her legacy has reemerged, fascinating our, weird, horny, collective consciousness -- the pervasive rumors that from her Hollywood days to her time spent in the Oval Office supporting her husband, President Ronald Reagan, as he laid the groundwork for everything we know and love, like trickle-down economics, the severe deregulation of financial markets, and right-wing death squads in South America , Nance' was out there giving legendary dome.
While some may say that rumors are just that, we, for the utmost scientific reasons, have decided to get to the bottom or should we say top of these whisperings, uncovering the oral, oral history of the former FLOTUS, and investigating whether or not the right-wing icon had actually managed to earn the title of the Throat Goat over the course of her 94 years on this planet.
Like most cursed things on the internet, the renewed interest in Reagan's supposed ability to give mind-blowing pun very much intended bj's began with every conservative mommy blogger's favorite past time β good 'ol nuance-free slut shaming. Yet in light of all of this conflicting evidence, unverified speculations, and the hidden agendas of Twitter influencers using the FLOTUS's alleged head game as fuel for their own political agendas one question remains β is Nancy Reagan actually the Throat GOAT?
Even amid this uncertainty, the whispers making up this long-running rumor, the answer to this noble inquiry is a resounding yes β a testament not necessarily to Reagan's supposedly mind-blowing blow job skills or lack thereof, but the broader, historical implications of even being in the running for such a highly-coveted title. Yet in spite of this assertion, it seems the facts of our reality have never really mattered at any point in time, a phenomenon best illustrated by the highly-specific struggles of Reagan's peers β the subjects of weirdly sexual urban legends β most notably, singer Rod Stewart.
When he's not existing as the lone 5'10" space of common ground existing between TikTok-ing teens and Boomers, Stewart has cemented β or should we say semen-ted β his status as a sex icon, all thanks to an unfortunately debunked myth that just won't die.
