In it, Joey's crush on Rachel gets out of hand and he fears it could ruin his friendship with Ross, Phoebe is offended when Monica gets a massage from someone else, and Chandler tries his hardest to open a closet that Monica doesn't want him to see inside of. Monica is getting massaged by a professional masseuse, while she never lets Phoebe massage her. This upsets Phoebe, who wants to be the one that massages her.
When Phoebe can't stand Monica any longer, Monica agrees that Phoebe can massage her, and it turns out that she likes her massages very much - so much, that she starts making sex noises, which Phoebe doesn't like at all and finds very annoying.
As she tells Monica, Monica is afraid that she can't get massages again, but Phoebe knows a way to fix this: she acts that she really likes it, which makes both of them uncomfortable and ends the massages. Joey has a dream about Rachel giving birth to his baby, who turns out to be little baby Ross , exclaiming I hope you're a better father than you were a friend.
Just that moment, Rachel storms in: the baby is kicking for the first time. Ross is disappointed that he has to miss all pregnancy-related stuff and wants Rachel to call him every time something happens.
When Rachel has Braxton-Hicks contractions, Joey calms her and takes her to the hospital. Ross again comes way too late and when the doctor even thinks that Joey is the father, he feels very left out. Joey then suggests that Rachel move in with Ross.
