There's a lot of accounts I follow on Twitter that I primarily follow in an effort to, for lack of a better phrase, "keep up with the internet". I don't necessarily want to, but on some level it's my job.
I don't want to see endless videos of YouTube streamer iShowSpeed not beating professional athletes in foot races, and backflipping off of "dangerous" surfaces that actually aren't dangerous at all. They're literally just floors. But for some reason everyone seems willing to buy into the idea that he's the bravest most talented person on the entire internet. Fitting I wrote this before backflipping smack dab in the middle of a Royal Rumble and got speared through the earth.
Fine I guess that was pretty brave. As a result of following these accounts, I'm introduced to a new streamer every day who's named after a password, and has more followers than Africa has people.
They come out of nowhere. I'm pretty sure once a day somebody new will just buy millions followers, then people on the internet who are scared to look like they're not keeping up with the hippest new personalities will say, "Oh you don't know Nutsack2Times?
I'm also inundated with rap news. Apparently that's what moves the needle. YouTube streamers, rappers, and OnlyFans mod- excuse me⦠people get mad when I call them models. OnlyFans Filthy Stupid Whores. Those are the big three. But I'm going to focus on rap here. I at least have the slightest bit of knowledge about rappers. I can at least wrap my mind around what makes a good rapper. I can identify a quality rap song. The first story here actually featured a rapper I've heard of.
