The Funny - The Third One. Felt cute, might start quoting the Grinch later. He also named Sandra, then Danni. And his reaction was basically "lol I still don't think they won. The season that broke Twitter. And that Dan somehow blows it. The audacity. Ya knowwwwww Jeff, it comes back to a story of me and my friends blowing an advantage in Maine. You gotttttttta appreeeeeeeciate good advantages when you come by them. Oh boy.
First off, Shirin is wearing a lobster shirt. And there it is. The six million dollar adoptee. Dan-senpai runs like an anime character. Mario, insert Dan into this one. You also get Dan with two giant melons.
Mike Holloway is still alive? He introduces both phrases in this one, one of the greatest Dan Foley confessionals. Hair up, glasses off. Damn you, Galen Erso, for placing that flaw there. Dan making up a new word. Where he compares Mike to a hairy, buffoonish, overly-confident ape. It was Mike. His final act on Survivor is losing a one on one showdown with Mike.
And if he had any awareness of this at all, he'd be far more Phillip than Coach on the scale of intent vs. I just hope with time people can learn to enjoy how much the editors absolutely destroy him in Worlds Apart.
Almost the same way as, as awesome as Dave Cruser is in China, you really don't want him to stick around for too long, because you'll eventually get tired of him. However, one of the things I enjoyed about my re-watch of Worlds Apart is the fact that Dan's edit isn't actually much of an exaggeration of the way he actually acts in his interviews.
