Sign up now! Sign up now? If Erling Haaland had signed his new and improved , all-singing, all-dancing, nine-and-a-half-year contract with Manchester City a month ago, headline writers could have had a blast by pointing out the Norwegian was putting pen to paper on a month deal [you rounding up? The significance of that particular number being that it is commonly associated with the Rooks Problem in chess, a game the year-old Norwegian striker once told an interviewer he does not like to play.
It is difficult to put into words because it is a big moment. I am happy and that is the right word to use. I am looking forward to staying here for a long time. Now I can fully focus … on performing and getting better to give all of the fans what they want. It has gone really quick. It feels like I signed a moment ago. It has been going really quick and that is a good thing. It means I am enjoying it. A lot done, Erling.
More to do. And while Football Daily is not one to entertain such nonsense, we are happy to point out that the all-time goalscoring record to beat in that particular division stands at goals, all of them scored by Danny Rowe.
I am very happy to be here. It is great to have so many people here for this great club. We have had our first meetings. I am looking forward to starting my job. And just look at his face! Is this the start of a worrying new trend mashing up football writing with references to genre-breaking s youth fiction? What can we expect to see next? Send letters to the. Terms and conditions for our competitions can be viewed here because prizes are back from Monday, baby!
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