Alice is an indefatigable defender of science and reason on Facebook, where massage therapists congregate in the tens of thousands to discuss and debate issues in their profession on several large forums.
And they are very bad indeed. Massage can be marvellous, and everyone loves to love their massage therapist β and I do love mine, because she never says shit like this. But the profession is also rotten with quackery and vitalistic garbage, and that needs a light shone on it.
You can laugh or you can cry. In most cases, the names have been concealed to protect the guilty. I have also kept the abundant spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors intact. I ask, which is worse? That I poke fun at these statements or that they are made and accepted in the first place? I love massage therapy and want to see the field grow and progress. The only way we can do that is to own up to and clean up the misinformation, irrational thinking, and unfounded claims that hold us back from gaining the respect of other health care professionals and clients who know better.
So, I present you with some of the crazy shit massage therapists say. Alice Sanvito, Licensed Massage Therapist. In this framing, however, it is perfectly suited to the more modern intepretation! I think this one should stay at the top of the list. It is, indeed, one of the best.
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