![](https://SOULREST.ORG/image/188.jpg)
WEIGHT: 49 kg
Breast: A
1 HOUR:130$
NIGHT: +80$
Services: Trampling, Fetish, Massage professional, Deep Throat, Fetish
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register. Home Help Search Login Register. Author Topic: The French Connection Read times. I cannot readily bring to mind too many connections between my county of birth and upbringing and my adopted region of more recent years. But there's at least one. Elsewhere on this forum passing references have been made to the Pelham Buckle and its East Sussex origins. Well it originated in France - and we'd like to have in back yes, I know the Australians have advanced the same argument, equally unsuccessfully, regarding the Ashes!
Had it not been for the Black Prince and his 'scorched earth' incursions the Barmy Army abroad - some things don't change! Negotiations took place - suggestions that this was an early attempt at match fixing have been refuted by the authorities on both sides - but these proved unsuccessful. Thus it was decided to play the match - sorry, fight a battle - at Poitiers on 19 September Come the day the French fielded a full first team and were confident of a 'home victory'.
However it was not a good day for the French army. The French forwards - sorry, cavalry - attacked from the kick off. They were enjoying a lot of possession and seeking to press home their early advantage. But then, quite unsportingly, when the English defence - sorry, archers - made little impact on the French cavalry head on, they moved to - quite literally - their weak side and the cavalry had their legs - sorry, horses - kicked - sorry, shot - from underneath them.
The French midfielders - sorry, infantry - fared little better. They made numerous shots on goal but the English defence was impenetratable. Slowly English pressure was brought to bear and the French drew back into their own half. By now the match was in extra time but the English brought on their supersub - sorry, Jean de Grailly - who immediately made a penetrating run down the right wing, leaving the French stranded in midfield.
Having hoped for, at least, a no score draw, the French realised that they were facing a humiliating home defeat. Thus rather than await the final whistle, most of the French army decided to leave the field. Down to almost two men - the King and his youngest son - the French realised that they had no chance of pulling back the deficit. At the final whistle, the victorious English carried the French king from the field.