The wait is over. Nearly students, representing a cross section of Cambridge colleges and subjects, completed the self selecting questionnaire last carried out in The anonymous survey was open to students over the course of October. So, what are the headlines? The anonymous survey was open to students over the course of 26thth October.
Varsity can reveal that All stated averages were calculated by taking outliers into account. One aspiring top shagger claimed to have slept with 10, people. The survey equally put to bed any rumours of promiscuity.
Comparatively, only Another 20 have had sex in a college chapel. It seems students are finding more inventive ways to integrate staples of the Cambridge experience into their sex lives. Fear not, boomers. Gen Z are far from a sexless generation.
The stressful environment of rigorous academia seems to be reflected in the filthy sex lives of its students, producing a literal hot bed of chunning, bumming and strumming. From plain Patrick Bateman-style narcissism to the earnest glee of one Trinmo at getting laid, Cambridge students continue to rival their competitors in both the exam hall and the bedroom. Only The survey also revealed the continued importance of the club scene.
Whilst Lolas and MASH have facilitated many fateful encounters, the most popular club to meet potential sexual partners is Revolution. Despite most students being sexually active, one in three Cantabs do not consistently practice safe sex. Precisely a third of respondents to the online survey said that they do not always ensure contraception is used during sexual intercourse.
