Would you rather lose the ability to eat cheese forever or gain lbs for the rest of your life? Would you rather have a romantic relationship with your cousin in secret or not have a relationship with your cousin but everyone would think you did?
Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon? Would you rather have the best house in a crappy neighborhood or the worst house in a fancy neighborhood? Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth? Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap yourself in private every day for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life? You can only hear one song for the rest of your life. Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire? Would you rather have a time machine that only goes back in time or a time machine that only goes forward in time? Would you rather have an animal best friend that could be any animal you choose and it would be intelligent and speak to you and you could ride it around town if it is a large animal like a bear or be married to someone with a hot body?
Would you rather have unlimited money, power, and respect or unlimited love? Would you rather have your thoughts broadcasted so that everyone will always know what you are thinking while you are thinking it or never be allowed to wear clothes but keep your thoughts to yourself? Would you rather never have internet access again or never be able to take an airplane again? Would you rather have a stigmatized illness like HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?
Every time you make love it takes one day off your life. How often do you do it? Would you rather be incredibly happy but alone forever or unhappy but with the love of your life? Would you rather be rich from being on a tacky reality show or poor but known for your brilliant mind? Would you rather be the famous author of Twilight or the famous writer of every Nickelback song? Would you rather be in a real version of The Last of Us or Jumanji? Would you rather have 20 kids over the course of your life or never be able to have or adopt children?
