I am a manager in a call center, and I am doing a weekly call monitor on my team. I am surprised to hear one of my better employees imitating an Indian accent. I listen to another of his calls, and he does an amazing Christopher Walken. After the call, I head over to see the guy, and I hear him on the phone with another customer β sounding uncannily like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Shall I stop? A month later, I listen to some of his calls again, and no accent is to be found. I talk to him again. It was exhausting, so I stopped playing after that. My mother was just an awful, awful, awful person.
She reveled in conflict and loved to inflict pain. There were only ever two modes with her: horrible or raging. When she finally died, we knew no one would want to celebrate her life.
So, we sent an email that read:. Next was a ceremony where we gathered around the toilet door with the box of her ashes and a ladle. Then, he dumped and flushed a huge ladle of her ashes. That was her gift to me, my guardian angel, my sweet sister who always protected me from the monster who raised us. Those were some of the nicest words said that day as more than people gathered to flush my vile mother down the toilet. She would have loved it. I worked for an online retailer.
Upon return, if the item is found to be incorrect slash defective, you may be reimbursed for an amount equal to the most basic return shipping cost and a replacement sent out via standard delivery. If you wish to expedite shipping, please remit the additional required amount. If your item is not found to be incorrect slash defective, it will be returned to you after remittance of standard delivery charges. Would you like the address of our corporate attorneys in New York? Never did I have anyone ask for that address, and never was I marked down in a call for this, since it was most assuredly not a standard script nor company policy.
